09-01-2014, 02:37 AM
Xena was all about the attitude. She had to make sure that Ivan knew that she was top dog...well, to snake anyway. Whatever. She'd learn soon enough. He wasn't any great shakes in High School biology, but he was pretty sure that the primates had been way ahead of the snakes on the intelligence scale.
So she could call him all the names she wanted. Primate. Ape. Super-stud. Whatever. He was Ivan. And he would get the job done. Period. She was funny though. Eating guys like him. She wished. She was a big woman. Course he liked a challenge. Good comeback. He'd give her that. He was curious as to what she looked like behind those wraps. She was in shape. He hoped that she was still feminine. Nothing worse than a woman with too much testosterone, natural or artificial, in their system. Wide jaws and gap teeth. And Xena had the strength, after all.
Still, he looked forward to the hunt. "Don't you worry, Xena. I'll be here. And we'll take care of your monster problem. You won't have to eat me at all."
He stopped himself before saying anymore. Sometimes having a smart mouth could get him in trouble. He hoped people appreciated all the ways that he didn't piss them off with his little jokes. He was sure that a comment about 'eating him' would not have been appreciated by Xena.
He went to Drayson and eventually the ambulance came. The Italian was loaded up. Later the monster recovery team, or whatever Drayson called it, showed. Soon, the tunnels were cleared. He found himself alone, wondering whatever had happened to the girl who'd run away. He hope she was ok.
<small>[[continued in Lets go crazy]]</small>
Edited by Ivan Sarkozy, Sep 7 2014, 09:37 AM.
So she could call him all the names she wanted. Primate. Ape. Super-stud. Whatever. He was Ivan. And he would get the job done. Period. She was funny though. Eating guys like him. She wished. She was a big woman. Course he liked a challenge. Good comeback. He'd give her that. He was curious as to what she looked like behind those wraps. She was in shape. He hoped that she was still feminine. Nothing worse than a woman with too much testosterone, natural or artificial, in their system. Wide jaws and gap teeth. And Xena had the strength, after all.
Still, he looked forward to the hunt. "Don't you worry, Xena. I'll be here. And we'll take care of your monster problem. You won't have to eat me at all."
He stopped himself before saying anymore. Sometimes having a smart mouth could get him in trouble. He hoped people appreciated all the ways that he didn't piss them off with his little jokes. He was sure that a comment about 'eating him' would not have been appreciated by Xena.
He went to Drayson and eventually the ambulance came. The Italian was loaded up. Later the monster recovery team, or whatever Drayson called it, showed. Soon, the tunnels were cleared. He found himself alone, wondering whatever had happened to the girl who'd run away. He hope she was ok.
<small>[[continued in Lets go crazy]]</small>
Edited by Ivan Sarkozy, Sep 7 2014, 09:37 AM.